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    The TB "ballache" tournament

    ladies and gents,im proud to announce the TB ballache tournament equipment is now ready....



    In case you have no clue what ballache is,its an essential innitiation ceremony mr2 engine swappers have to go through,usually by accident and followed by hours of swearing as they try to get the inner CV joint ball bearings back into their cage!

    Now for the first time TB has turned this into an actual sporting event!

    heres all you need to do....

    competitors line up head to head,one CV joint each....the CV joint balls are on the brake disc.

    All you need to do is successfully rebuild your CV into a working joint and down a bottle of beer to proceed to the next round.

    Latex gloves will be provided as will the beer,im referreeing and my decisions are final! so no cheating or trying to put your opponent off!

    The tournament starts 1pm saturday in the gazebo and god knows how long it'll run for but it promises to be a right laugh.

    There will be a prize for the winner to be announced later.

    Ps as referee i wont be entering!

    TB Quote of the month:"I split my ear open whilst masturbating" - Jasper Full story Here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Woods
    Ps as referee i wont be entering!
    Like you'd win anyways...

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    could you make it a bit more greasier? :doh:

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    lol the greasier the better!!!

    TB Quote of the month:"I split my ear open whilst masturbating" - Jasper Full story Here

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    Don't make it too greasy, I'll get pissed and mistake it for a kebab

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    TB Small Member lodgeman's Avatar
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    oh and...... excellent work mr woods! will sticky it straight away and attach to the knowledge base!:hidesbehi

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    lol piss taker! im going to get that reply on every post now arent i.....

    TB Quote of the month:"I split my ear open whilst masturbating" - Jasper Full story Here

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    lmao @ lodge.

    Brilliant

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    dont encourage him johnny ffs! :)

    so who is provisionally going to enter.... dont tell me ive wasted my time and just made two modern art sculptures....

    TB Quote of the month:"I split my ear open whilst masturbating" - Jasper Full story Here

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    You could have put that time towards Lilly!

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